Today's Talkers: Here's your guide to Tuesday's top talkers...including a new Santa TOILET set!

Greetings, friends, and welcome to your Tuesday Talkers! Now, today's second talker - a best selling loo set - may have you spluttering into your coffee cup. Don't say I didn't warn you! The countdown to Christmas really is underway (well, it did begin back in September) so I hope you're ready with your cards, crackers & ready for some carols on the radio! We've got two Christmas themed talkers today...plus our third talker is a shocker concerning Peppa Pig! Have a great day..

1. Expanding Waistlines: Cinema has to remove seats to fit us in!

The News keeps telling us we're in the grips of an obesity crisis, and it appears they aren't kidding. Well, that's if the Malvern Cinema in Worcestershire is anything to go by, anyway. That's because the cinema, one of the UK's oldest, has had to replace all its seats and remove 40 seats entirely in a bid to fit us all in! The new seats at the grade-II listed building are now four inches wider, meaning our modern waistlines can watch movies more comfortably. I suppose this isn't surprising considering the amount of sweets, chocolate, ice cream, popcorn and crisps which are sold in cinema's these days, not to mention the pick 'n' mix and giant Coca Cola options on offer, too! I'm sure this cinema will make up for lost revenue from the loss of 40 seats through sales of sweet treats...no fruit bags or carrot sticks around, I see! Share bag of Minstrels, anyone? 

2. It's a Best Seller! Santa LOO seat set selling out on Amazon!

Loo-vely! Image - amazon.co.uk

When you're thinking about putting the tinsel on the tree, and the decorations around the living room, please spare a thought for the bathroom. Maybe a seasonal soap might be on the side, or a little Santa hat on the rubber duck? Apart from that, the small room is often left out of the festivities. Not this year, oh no, as Amazon have began selling a 'Happy Santa Toilet Seat Cover + Rug Bathroom Set' for £7.99. And it's the Amazon Number One best seller in 'Novelty Decorations'! I say no more. The set even includes a holder for your toilet paper, completing the perfect Christmas bathroom...sure to delight any guests you have staying for Christmas! So, please don't loo-se site of this deal, if you pardon the pun, as it comes with free Postage and Packaging.
Season's greetings! 

3. Peppa Pig (that innocent children's character) is being SUED!
What can I say except 'Poor Peppa!' The innocent, sweet, and yes, rather irritating Peppa Pig is being sued by a woman who shares the same name as a character from the show.
Gabrielle Capra, from Italy, shares a name with the character Gabriella Goat (the word Capra means Goat in Italian!) and she claims she has been 'teased' as a result. She wants £80,000 from the programme's producers as a result, according to this report from the Guardian.

With Best Wishes for this Tuesday to all,
Ben.

P.s. don't miss tomorrow's talkers...I've got confirmation Christmas started back in AUGUST! (All will be revealed in 24 hours!!)